Ten things every mom should know…
3. A naked newborn baby is a weapon of mass destruction. Keep stain remover handy at all times, and remember that diapers were invented for a very good reason.
4. Never be smug about your baby sleeping through the night. This will ensure that you keep your new mommy friends, but more importantly, the sleep gods are very fickle. Trust me on this one: you don’t want to piss them off.
I just stumbled upon this and was totally laughing. It’s oh so true and worth a read. I’ll give a sneak peek here but make sure you click the link to read the rest.